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Coolest Scene Ever

So, I’ve gotten really into the Wire recently.  I think its one of the best written shows I’ve ever seen, maybe even better than The Sopranos (although Mad Men is really close). So here’s a great example; it’s visual story telling, well paced, funny, and tells us all about the characters….and it only uses the word “fuck” (the best word ever).

screw CSI, they can’t detect shit.

October 16, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

BEST BREASTS IN HOLLYWOOD – an analysis

So recently In Touch Weekly did their “Best Breasts of Hollywood list” and I would love to breakdown the list for everyone. (Judging breasts is a tough, arduous task; it is my privilege to serve you all.)

1. Jessica Simpson – there’s no doubt that ms. Simpson has been blessed with the mammaries of a goddess, luckily she was also blessed with the brain of a chickpea otherwise she would most likely have conquered the entire male race. (I like that picture too cause she looks retarded.)

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July 4, 2008 Posted by | gossip, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments