by the way

this is pretty awesome

Can anyone say “Oscar?”

Hitchcock? Not even on this level. Spielberg? Guess again. Scorsese? Fuhgeddaboudit. I was thinking more along the lines of Jenna Jameson. Friday, April 18th marks the official release of the new full length feature film guaranteed to crush the box office. I’m talking about Zombie Strippers.

I saw the trailer for this movie and let me tell you, it is going to be a winner. Jenna Jameson (who in a huge casting stretch plays a stripper) and Robert Englund (the guy who played Freddy Krueger in all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies) have come together to star in this cinematic masterpiece. A secret government agency creates a deadly virus that, surprise, gets let out. It infects one of the strippers in Jenna’s club which turns her into a supernatural, flesh eating, zombie stripper. Interestingly enough, this new zombie stripper becomes the hit of the club creating an internal dilemma for the other strippers. Do they A). not become a zombie stripper and while it may not make them as many tips, they remain a part of the living and don’t have to eat brains; or do they B). become a zombie to make more in lap dance scrilla? Tough call.

For some strange reason this film is only being shown in very limited engagements. 20 theaters over two different days. So you may have to wait until DVD to truly appreciate Jenna Jameson as an, um, actress. Luckily for you I’m pretty sure you can find her in any number of fine movies circulating the internet. What is also great, the website refers to Jenna as a “worldwide media sensation.” That is the term I usually think of when she pops in my mind too. Below is the trailer, enjoy!

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