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The Hardest Super Mario Levels Ever

I’m a nerd, this entertained the shit out of me. Continue reading


July 30, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , | Leave a comment

Anti-Bush Graffiti from 25 Countries

this is kinda cool.


In other news, everyone wish Turtledog luck, he is taking the California bar exam today-thursday and will most likely be spending friday-monday doing things that could get him disbarred.

July 30, 2008 Posted by | news, random shite | , , , , , | Leave a comment

For today’s hangover…a temporary cure – MR. SHOW

Nothing is worse than the monday following a fantastic 4 day vacation of eating, drinking, and….well drinking. So for today, day 2 of a hopefully only 2 day hangover, I give you an old Mr. Show clip to bring out a few minutes of pleasure in this sad, dark times.

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July 28, 2008 Posted by | tv | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

whoever green lit this deserves to die

It astonishes me some of the stuff that comes out of Hollywood studios…this is utterly indefensible.

Time to go kick the California Bar’s ass, I will be back to posting stuff soon enough.

Sincerely, Soon to be Turtledog Esquire

July 28, 2008 Posted by | movies | , , , , | 1 Comment

this is one hell of a deal

breast augmentation spells.

I think this is a great idea.  I recently found something similar online that dealt with testicle size.  Nothing has changed yet but I already threw out all my old underwear and ordered myself a new bike-seat.  Best $300 I ever spent.

July 25, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

my niece is famous

This is my sister’s dog Jenny, she is the most insanely energetic puppy ever.  She now has her picture on some sort of dog food.  Go buy it I’m sure it’s delicious.

July 24, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , | Leave a comment

My Anus is Bleeding

Rejected Cartoons by Don Hertzfeldt

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July 24, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , | 1 Comment

oh yes

July 24, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , | 1 Comment


So thank you everyone for reading and checking in. WE HAVE FINALLY HIT 10,000 HITS. NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GET THAT NUMBER DAILY. Anyway, for those of you who haven’t seen this, aka haven’t gone to see Batman yet, here’s the trailer for WATCHMEN. For those of you who aren’t into comic books, WATCHMEN (Alan Moore) is considered by many to be the best graphic novel ever written, its even on time magazines top 100 English novels of our time. The story is more than just super heroes, its a revisionist take on World history and explores many of the questions of what makes us human. But enough about me being a dork, check it out for yourself.

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July 23, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Larry Holmes Grillmaster

this is super-old but I just found it again and it made me so happy.  Thanks to Cracked and of course Jason for originally bringing this to my attention.

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July 21, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment