The Uppity Bastard

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RBI Baseball: Bunt Homerun

this just made me really happy.

I dare you to suggest another old school Nintendo game that was this simple yet this awesome.


November 13, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , | 2 Comments

Of Montreal covers “Day Man” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Of Montreal is currently one of my favorite bands.  In this short clip they cover Electric Dream Machine’s glorious “Day Man” from the IASiP episode “Sweet Dee dates a Retarded Person.”

November 6, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

“Jesus thinks I’m Cool”, the Uppity Bastard knows better.

from the Amazon page:

Product Description

Focus on biblical truths that free people to express their true personalities.

Be strong to stand up to the constant lies from Satan regarding inferiority, lack of self-acceptance and peer pressure.

Become the unique and beautifully designed person God has created to reflect Jesus Christ to the world.

Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.


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October 29, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You too, can be like Don Draper

SNL strikes again

Don Draper is pretty much the greatest character on television.

October 26, 2008 Posted by | random shite, tv | , , , , | Leave a comment


this is Soulja Boy’s new video, for his song “Turn My Swag On”.  I am posting it up here without even watching it, because I know it’s going to be god-awful.  Here are my reasons:

1. Soulja Boy < Moist Bread

2. Working with Pop and Hip Hop Rappers/Writers/Producers every day, the amount of times I hear the word “Swag” in any given week is rivaled only by the amount of times I hear the word “Nigga.”  So many times that both have lost all meaning.

3. I hate you


October 25, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

La Diabla Hamburguesa Venezolanisima !!!

i want one

October 23, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , | Leave a comment

home from work and watching the South Park movie…

…and reminded of this, which I first came across a few years ago.  This is a memo sent from Matt Stone to the censors at Viacom, about the final cut of the movie:

the whole page

Zoom of the text

October 22, 2008 Posted by | movies, random shite, tv | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Emo Shark

hates Mondays

October 21, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , | Leave a comment

“I liked Face Off. Then again, I didn’t go to college.”

these dudes turned those really obnoxious Vote or Die commercials into an Anti-Nic-Cage PSA.

Pretty Good Actually

…almost as good as South Park making fun of last election’s god-awful Puff-Daddy voting campaign…

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October 14, 2008 Posted by | movies, random shite | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jesus Shark

We almost observed the second coming of Christ…and he would have had flippers.

A shark who lived at a Virginia aquarium named “Tidbit” recently died (awwww).  Her autopsy discovered that she was pregnant with a shark pup ready to be born.  But here is the kicker, ready?  Tidbit was a virgin! Yes, the immaculate conception occurred one more time.  And what is even more crazy, apparently there is at least one other documented case of this.  Scientists are wondering if this will solve the problem of shark numbers dwindling in the wild.  I am more concerned with that pesky apocalypse I have heard so much about.

Jesus Shark.  Here to forgive you of all your sins…or eat you.  Not to be confused with the very dangerous (and adorable) Cat-Shark.

October 13, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , | 1 Comment