The Uppity Bastard

Smug Life

“Jesus thinks I’m Cool”, the Uppity Bastard knows better.

from the Amazon page:

Product Description

Focus on biblical truths that free people to express their true personalities.

Be strong to stand up to the constant lies from Satan regarding inferiority, lack of self-acceptance and peer pressure.

Become the unique and beautifully designed person God has created to reflect Jesus Christ to the world.

Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.

 

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October 29, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

File this under the Greatest Idea EVER

exploding banana helmet

!!!

September 26, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Steven Segal has his own energy drink?

sadly, Ponytail not included.

September 13, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , | Leave a comment

White People: Excellent Dancers

 

I’ve only seen my Dad dance once, at my cousin’s wedding when I was like 10 years old.  This is kinda what it looked like.  So much rhythm.

The fact that a wedding DJ would play old school Cashmere / Green Velvet  to this crowd makes me happy; they must have been so confused.

September 12, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

GOBLIN SHARK!

check out this fucker’s Alien-like retractable jaw

August 27, 2008 Posted by | news, random shite | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Goats are pretty sweet

…because they make fantastic noises. Continue reading

August 15, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

MR ROGERS BREAKDANCING

oh yes, this is happening.

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August 8, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

oh yes

July 24, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , | 1 Comment

Kick the Burger

This Shit is so next level that it may be from the future.

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July 12, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, Music, news, random shite, tv | , , , | Leave a comment

RETURN OF THE FAT IRAQI GANGSTER KID

so pudgy, so violent.

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July 10, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , , , | Leave a comment