this is the lamest dog ever. My parents have a Miniature Dachshund that could have kicked this Goose’s ass. Hilarious.
In all reality, it probably is not. It is actually stupid and offensive and pathetic that the Associated Press wrote about this instead of important things. But I was looking at CNN.com today and right there on the front page where “newsworthy” stories hang out was a story informing the modern world that something terrible has occurred. Martha Stewart’s dog Paw Paw has died.
Oh the devastation millions of people must be feeling now. I will tell you what is funny about this story though, the dog’s name. Martha named her dog, I shit you not, Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow. While many people are crushed at the loss of Paw Paw, one person is overjoyed that this chapter in his life is over. That person being the guy who engraved Paw Paw’s dog tags, who will never have to write that stupid long name again. RIP “Kublai Khan Paw squared Chow to the third power.”