The Uppity Bastard

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TURBACONDUCKEN!

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These geniuses at bacontoday.com (WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THAT BACON HAD IT’S OWN WEBSITE?!) have constructed a Turducken (chicken-inside-a-duck-inside-a-turkey) covered in bacon.  Not just on the outside either.  The individual pieces of Chicken and duck inside the 15lb Turkey are wrapped as well.  Click the bacontoday link above for the story and some awesome pictures.  In other news, for dinner tonight I am making a Pastrami sandwich stuffed with tacos stuffed with Ramen noodles.  I am Top Chef.

*bonus Bacon-related picture:

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

MORE MEAT

BACON LANDSCAPE!

September 21, 2008 Posted by | random shite | | 1 Comment

Hey, is that pork you’re drinking?

this just made my day.  Someone decided to steep different varieties of Pork in Vodka and have a Swine-Martini taste test.  Epic.

August 29, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments