The Uppity Bastard

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the bitch gets half!

Gotta love Cambodia.  I was just there, it is a pretty fun place, and from the sounds of things they have very creative divorce laws.

This couple who had been married for 18 years decided to get divorced and gave new meaning to splitting things “50/50.”  The husband, in a demonstration of ultimate maturity, decided to quite literally take half of everything and sawed the house in two equal pieces.  This is one helluva spiteful dude.  I can only dream of disliking someone this much so as to go through all of this trouble just to make their life more difficult.  Can you say Nobel prize?


October 13, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , | Leave a comment

Craigslist is Ridiculous.

So I was wasting time today and here’s some stuff i found ala craigslist.

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October 13, 2008 Posted by | random shite, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Space Olympics

The first time I watched this, both Shepard and I thought it was hilarious. Though now that Ive had my coffee and watched it a second time, not so sure.  Either way, here is yet another SNL clip.

Andy Samberg + Auto Tune = Space Olympics

[all the youtube vids are jacked so I’m just linking to NBC]

watch stuff here

October 12, 2008 Posted by | random shite, tv | , , , , | Leave a comment

Wasted Pushups

Over at Street Carnage, one of their guys does a weekly video blog where he takes some sort of drug and then proceeds to do as many pushups as he possibly can.  So far we have seen this mustachioed NY hipster exercise under the influence of alcohol, weed, coke, salvia, crack, heroin (sniffed, not injected), and cough syrup.  

While this is a hilarious idea, most of the episodes have been pretty uneventful.  In my opinion this is the best one yet:

Beer + Coke + Poppers



October 10, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I think this Cat is on Acid



October 10, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

HEAD TRAUMA and 10 things to do with it

find out how

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October 8, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , | 3 Comments

booty call software for the next generation

Everyone has heard of the term “Beer Goggles.”  In fact, I would guess that the majority of the people who read this have fallen victim to those specs of one night seduction at one time or another.  Wouldn’t it be great if there was some thing that made us reexamine what we were about to do right before we did it?  Something that makes you take a step back and check just how drunk you really are?  Well in this age of BlackBerrys and texting and email on cell phones, the problem has evolved into a more dangerous beast.

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October 7, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

SNL is actually becoming funny again.

*it wont let me embed, so just watch it here.

October 6, 2008 Posted by | random shite, tv | , , , | Leave a comment

this guy loves Balls

Serbian author Ljubomir R. Erovic has written a cookbook about delicious ways to cook testicles.


I would write more but I’ve been drinking all day and I don’t feel like vomiting all over myself.  Happy Sunday, I hope you all watched Dexter and Mad Men, because they are awesome.

October 5, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

good story

B-Rock Obama – nice guy

October 5, 2008 Posted by | news, random shite | , , , | 3 Comments