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Jesus Shark

We almost observed the second coming of Christ…and he would have had flippers.

A shark who lived at a Virginia aquarium named “Tidbit” recently died (awwww).  Her autopsy discovered that she was pregnant with a shark pup ready to be born.  But here is the kicker, ready?  Tidbit was a virgin! Yes, the immaculate conception occurred one more time.  And what is even more crazy, apparently there is at least one other documented case of this.  Scientists are wondering if this will solve the problem of shark numbers dwindling in the wild.  I am more concerned with that pesky apocalypse I have heard so much about.

Jesus Shark.  Here to forgive you of all your sins…or eat you.  Not to be confused with the very dangerous (and adorable) Cat-Shark.

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October 13, 2008 - Posted by | random shite | , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. Jesus H Christ, cat-shark just scared me. Please leave all cat-related posts to UB, you’re not ready to wield that power yet apparently.

    Comment by jason | October 15, 2008 | Reply


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