HEAD TRAUMA and 10 things to do with it
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So today at work, I had the pleasure of being attacked by a truck door. Ok, not attacked, but having some retard who wasn’t paying attention slam it on my head while I trying to undo a ratchet strap. No, I’m not crippled but I am experiencing signs of tardness. So I give you:
Top Ten things to do with head injury
10. get into minor fenderbenders, convince the other driver they were at fault, steal cash, and puppies.
9. think of names for your next weeks additional body part. so far I have odd ball, testicle, and robert.
8. like 10 but with neighbors doors and cats
7. did you know that the only medication the doctor gave me was 200mg ibuprofen tablets that cost my works insurance $50 for a bottle? (when I asked the doctor how strong Tylenol is he said 500mg. Well done American health care system.)
5. watch the O.C. without a single seed of shame.
3. Convince girlfriend the only cures are: ice packs, matza ball soup, mad max, starship troupers, an d handjobs (riggerous activity is to be avoided, doctors orders)
2.learn random scientific facts then when people ask you what happened repeat them, giving the impression that your sudden head trama has made you smarter.
1. write blogs that may of may not be funny to you but hilarious to me.
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