Haa, I like that one. Although that cat will probably haunt my dreams for several nights.
In other cat news, apparently there is a legitimate trial going on in NY over a woman suing her boyfriend for murdering her cat. He claims self defense – cat attacked him w claws and teeth. Her side is that he said she loves the cat more than she loves him, and that he proceeded to mount the cat and strangle it to death. This is on trial. In a real court of law. Isnt there a show on animal planet that can solve this for them — like “animal court” or something — and save taxpayers this absurdity?
“Next week on Animal Court: a small, furry, Santa Barbara-based hamster is suing his former owners for mental duress caused by being put in a 5 foot smoking apparatus and constant harassment by their neighbor’s pitbull…”