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SACRAMENTO (CBS) ? A Sacramento State grad is trying to make money the old fashioned way, by auctioning off her virginity to help pay for her graduate studies.

The 21-year-old who is using the pseudonym “Natalie Dylan” for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity.

Dylan said she’s already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status, and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

The auction will take place at the Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada with bids coming in through bunnyranch.com. Owner Dennis Hof said that eBay rejected the auction, so he’ll handle the entire process.

Hof said Dylan is a bright, beautiful young woman who’s going to consider a number of factors in her decision because she wants her first time to be a positive experience. She’ll consider the amount of money offered and the man’s personality.

Hof said hundreds of offers have already come in including some from male virgins.

Hof also said Natalie Dylan ended up in a financial bind, because her stepfather allegedly used her college status to fraudulently apply for student loans, and then ran off with the money.

Dylan earned her bachelor’s degree in women’s studies from Sacramento State and plans to get her master’s at the school beginning in January.

According to the Bunny Ranch website, Natalie wants to earn hear Master’s degree without having to work while doing her studies.

 

you stay classy, Sacramento

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September 11, 2008 - Posted by | news, random shite | , , , , ,

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