The Uppity Bastard

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Ole Ole Ole, Gauchos!

We here at Uppity Bastard are a proud people.  Mostly because we went to college at the University of California, Santa Barbara, quite possibly the most perfect school on the planet.  If you were fortunate enough to spend your collegiate years on the picturesque oceanic bluffs of Isla Vista, then you know what I’m talking about.  If you were so foolish as to go to school somewhere else, then, may God have mercy on your worthless college experience’s soul.  UCSB, home to more nobel laureates than Harvard and Stanford (from1998 – 2004) yet still able to make the top party school list every year.  (and here).  It takes skill to be that smart yet be able to rock that hard.

Here is another Gaucho who kicked some ass recently, maybe you heard of him.  Jason Lezak of the gold medal winning USA Freestyle Relay.  The one who came from behind to leave the Frenchies with the silver.  Yeah, he’s a Gaucho.  I suggest you all check out this statement from Jim Rome on the topic.  It is awesome.

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August 15, 2008 Posted by | news, sports | , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Goats are pretty sweet

…because they make fantastic noises. Continue reading

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GUINNESS Commercial you wont see in the USA

AWESOME AND IN BAD TASTE…I’m happy.

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These Jokes Rock

Taken from John Hodgman’s book, The Areas of My Expertise.  Guaranteed to have your guests rolling on the floor with laughter at your next cocktail party…or they will just look at you very, very confused.  Either way, enjoy:

1. A man goes into a bar.  He has a dog with him.  The dog is wearing an eye patch.  The man says to the bartender, “Ask me about my dog.”  Unfortunately, the bartender does not hear him, because he went deaf in one ear as a child.  He serves a woman at the other end of the bar.  When he comes around to the man with the dog again, the man orders an imported beer.  He forgets what he was going to say about the dog.

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August 14, 2008 Posted by | random shite | , , , , | 2 Comments

St. Mark’s Methodist Church Drum n Bass Massive!!1

 

BO! BO! BO!

I think I went to this Mass once, it was at Maritime Hall in San Francisco, Mars & Mystre were spinning and a friend of mine took some really bad shrooms.

August 14, 2008 Posted by | great ideas, Music, random shite | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Captain Delusional – Corey Haim

 

 

Hey Corey, how did all that work out for you?  Oh, Right.

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Epic Analog Synth Jam

Holy Crap.  Somebody find out where this guy lives so I can go rob him.

 

August 10, 2008 Posted by | Music, random shite | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fun w/ Heidi & Spencer

Somebody from Gallery of the Absurd made an updated version of the old Fun with Dick and Jane books, starring these two no-talent ass clowns.  Pretty Epic:

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August 8, 2008 Posted by | gossip, random shite, tv, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

GUIDOS!!

The dudes are retards and the girls are whores….sounds like the real world, MTV that is. REALITY TV HERE WE COME.

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MR ROGERS BREAKDANCING

oh yes, this is happening.

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