The Uppity Bastard

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Ole Ole Ole, Gauchos!

We here at Uppity Bastard are a proud people.  Mostly because we went to college at the University of California, Santa Barbara, quite possibly the most perfect school on the planet.  If you were fortunate enough to spend your collegiate years on the picturesque oceanic bluffs of Isla Vista, then you know what I’m talking about.  If you were so foolish as to go to school somewhere else, then, may God have mercy on your worthless college experience’s soul.  UCSB, home to more nobel laureates than Harvard and Stanford (from1998 – 2004) yet still able to make the top party school list every year.  (and here).  It takes skill to be that smart yet be able to rock that hard.

Here is another Gaucho who kicked some ass recently, maybe you heard of him.  Jason Lezak of the gold medal winning USA Freestyle Relay.  The one who came from behind to leave the Frenchies with the silver.  Yeah, he’s a Gaucho.  I suggest you all check out this statement from Jim Rome on the topic.  It is awesome.

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August 15, 2008 - Posted by | news, sports | , , , , , , , , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. And he’s JEWISH. Man, if I had a daughter, I would throw her at him. Or atleast throw her in a pool. And hope he saves her, ‘cus lord knows I wouldnt have time to put the bong down and teach her to swim.

    Comment by jason | August 18, 2008 | Reply

  2. I’m the only person that comments. It’s embarrassing.

    Comment by jason | August 19, 2008 | Reply


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