The Uppity Bastard

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Porn for the Blind!?

There is now a website that allows blind people to have access to the glorious imagery of today’s porn websites and movies…PORN FOR THE BLIND

The site consists of audio clips of kind humanitarian souls describing porno sites; take for example this excerpt from the description of StreetLatinas.com:

“He is putting forth the proposal to grant her American citizenship if she will have sexual intercourse with her…with him. (heavy breathing) There’s now a cut to a bedroom. The woman is taking off her top to reveal two breasts that have clearly been augmented. By silicone implants. The…the man is rubbing her breasts {more heavy breathing}. The man is rubbing her left breast…then cuts to a shot of the woman displaying her buttocks…and vagina, from behind. {heavy breathing, sound of a zipper?} Uh, another cut, the woman is on the bed masturbating herself….”

Seriously take a listen to a few of these; they are so hilariously unsexy that I think my penis just inverted into a vagina.

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August 1, 2008 - Posted by | great ideas, news, random shite | , , , , , , , , ,

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