The Uppity Bastard

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I’m not really sure if this is funny…

In all reality, it probably is not.  It is actually stupid and offensive and pathetic that the Associated Press wrote about this instead of important things.  But I was looking at today and right there on the front page where “newsworthy” stories hang out was a story informing the modern world that something terrible has occurred. Martha Stewart’s dog Paw Paw has died.

Oh the devastation millions of people must be feeling now. I will tell you what is funny about this story though, the dog’s name. Martha named her dog, I shit you not, Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow. While many people are crushed at the loss of Paw Paw, one person is overjoyed that this chapter in his life is over. That person being the guy who engraved Paw Paw’s dog tags, who will never have to write that stupid long name again. RIP “Kublai Khan Paw squared Chow to the third power.”

Paw Paw, you will be missed (most likely)


April 16, 2008 - Posted by | random shite | , , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. This is funnily pathetic. On the day of V. Tech shooting anniversary, on the day when a few soldiers and several civilians died in Iraq, someone’s dog is as important as them. Such crap.

    Comment by gauravmoghe | April 16, 2008 | Reply

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