dear president bush,
Happy Anniversary! Wow, has it really been five years already since you decided to liberate Iraq? Time really flies when you are fucking up our foreign policy for generations. I can remember in 2001 when you would whisper sweet nothings in my ear about how “if we don’t stop extending our troops all around the world in nation building missions, we are going to have a serious problem.” Those simpler times seem like such a fleeting memory. I was really thinking about what to get for someone who has done [sic] taken so much from us. But when I realized that we have already given you almost 4,000 U.S. soldiers lives, and hundreds of billions of taxpayers dollars plunging this country into the largest deficit in the history of the modern United States I came up with the perfect gift. Something simple, something to the point.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! PLEASE GO TO HELL, HISTORY WILL REMEMBER YOU AS THE WORST PRESIDENT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD!
Gosh, I hope it fits.
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