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bavaria: more beer, less surgery

Note to self: never have surgery performed in Hochfranken, Bavaria. I honestly do not even know how a surgical TEAM, (not just one doctor, an entire team), could screw up this badly. A German woman is suing a hospital who botched (huge understatement) her operation. She was originally scheduled to have an operation on her leg and woke up to find out she had been outfitted with a brand new anus! And no that is not a new hybrid from Toyota.

I understand that mistakes happen in hospitals, people’s charts get messed up and the wrong procedure can be performed. But “New Butthole Surgery” (that is the technical term of course) seems like it would be a pretty substantial operation. You don’t just take the original anus out of the body and plug in a new one like a car’s fuse or something. I cannot even imagine how upsetting, not to mention completely shocking that would be to wake up to. “Wow, my leg still hurts, but my ass has never felt better.”

The hospital has suspended the surgical team who made this little boo boo, and like I mentioned the woman has sued. I have worn a tie before, so that pretty much makes me qualified to discuss the legal merits of her case and in my expert opinion, she has a good chance of winning.

Judge: “Will the witness please present her evidence to the court.”

Chick with new, unwanted, ass: “Certainly your honor, I went into the hospital to get this fixed (holds up a picture of a leg), and I came out with a new one of these (shows judge her new pooper).”

How do you even argue against that?

Bavaria needs to stick to what they are good at, chocolate and beer. Oh, and the real kicker….the woman still needs her leg operation and needless to say, she is looking for a different hospital to do it.


(thanks Steph)


March 19, 2008 - Posted by | random shite | , , , , , , ,

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