The Uppity Bastard

Smug Life

New Plan…


…Screw the entertainment industry, I’m going to the International Butler School, in Zeist, Netherlands.

I feel I have a promising career ahead of me in Butling & House Management; I can even major in Yacht Butling!


Curriculum includes:

  • Answering the door to guests and visitors.
  • Christmas Day. Organizing and running it.
  • A guest is seen “stealing”. How to deal with this situation.
  • Dealing with a “greedy” guest.
  • Hand-made shoes made to measure.
  • How to balance menus.
  • The importance of loyalty, tact and dedication.

I can’t decide which would be a more fulfilling life, catering to rich rappers’ and musicans’ every whim in the studio, or literally catering and doing laundry for obscenely wealthy inbred Europeans. I’ve got some major soul-searching to do. Indeed.



March 4, 2008 - Posted by | great ideas |

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