“Jesus thinks I’m Cool”, the Uppity Bastard knows better.

from the Amazon page:

Product Description

Focus on biblical truths that free people to express their true personalities.

Be strong to stand up to the constant lies from Satan regarding inferiority, lack of self-acceptance and peer pressure.

Become the unique and beautifully designed person God has created to reflect Jesus Christ to the world.

Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.

 

File this under the Greatest Idea EVER

exploding banana helmet

!!!

Steven Segal has his own energy drink?

sadly, Ponytail not included.

White People: Excellent Dancers

 

I’ve only seen my Dad dance once, at my cousin’s wedding when I was like 10 years old.  This is kinda what it looked like.  So much rhythm.

The fact that a wedding DJ would play old school Cashmere / Green Velvet  to this crowd makes me happy; they must have been so confused.

GOBLIN SHARK!

check out this fucker’s Alien-like retractable jaw

Goats are pretty sweet

…because they make fantastic noises.

MR ROGERS BREAKDANCING

oh yes, this is happening.

oh yes

Kick the Burger

This Shit is so next level that it may be from the future.

RETURN OF THE FAT IRAQI GANGSTER KID

so pudgy, so violent.