RBI Baseball: Bunt Homerun

this just made me really happy.

I dare you to suggest another old school Nintendo game that was this simple yet this awesome.

Of Montreal covers “Day Man” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Of Montreal is currently one of my favorite bands.  In this short clip they cover Electric Dream Machine’s glorious “Day Man” from the IASiP episode “Sweet Dee dates a Retarded Person.”

“Jesus thinks I’m Cool”, the Uppity Bastard knows better.

from the Amazon page:

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You too, can be like Don Draper

SNL strikes again

Don Draper is pretty much the greatest character on television.

DO NOT WANT

this is Soulja Boy’s new video, for his song “Turn My Swag On”.  I am posting it up here without even watching it, because I know it’s going to be god-awful.  Here are my reasons:

1. Soulja Boy < Moist Bread

2. Working with Pop and Hip Hop Rappers/Writers/Producers every day, the amount of times I hear the word “Swag” in any given week is rivaled only by the amount of times I hear the word “Nigga.”  So many times that both have lost all meaning.

3. I hate you

enjoy

La Diabla Hamburguesa Venezolanisima !!!

i want one

home from work and watching the South Park movie…

…and reminded of this, which I first came across a few years ago.  This is a memo sent from Matt Stone to the censors at Viacom, about the final cut of the movie:

the whole page

Zoom of the text

Emo Shark

hates Mondays

“I liked Face Off. Then again, I didn’t go to college.”

these dudes turned those really obnoxious Vote or Die commercials into an Anti-Nic-Cage PSA.

Pretty Good Actually

…almost as good as South Park making fun of last election’s god-awful Puff-Daddy voting campaign…

Jesus Shark

We almost observed the second coming of Christ…and he would have had flippers.

A shark who lived at a Virginia aquarium named “Tidbit” recently died (awwww).  Her autopsy discovered that she was pregnant with a shark pup ready to be born.  But here is the kicker, ready?  Tidbit was a virgin! Yes, the immaculate conception occurred one more time.  And what is even more crazy, apparently there is at least one other documented case of this.  Scientists are wondering if this will solve the problem of shark numbers dwindling in the wild.  I am more concerned with that pesky apocalypse I have heard so much about.

Jesus Shark.  Here to forgive you of all your sins…or eat you.  Not to be confused with the very dangerous (and adorable) Cat-Shark.