TOP 5 SPORTS GAME CLASSICS – part 1

So, I’ve been playing a lot of Madden lately and getting my ass kicked. I miss the days when sports was pass/steal or shoot/block. Now, with 6+ buttons and pressure sensitive controls, video games are more complex then ever. Playing them can be hard, demanding, confusing. YOu don’t just need an in depth knowledge of the game, but the dexterity of a gymnast and the hand eye co-ordination of a surgeon. SO I give you 5 classic sports video games as basic and fun as it gets.

CHRISTIAN BALE BLOW UP

Now, as someone who works in TV, I have to say I’ve seen a few actors loose there shit before.  It’s never pretty but sometimes it happens, they have a job that required focus and a crew of 60+ people can get in the way.  Film production works like this: rehearse, block, light, tweak, shoot.  Again and again until the scenes are done for the day, week, month.  During a rehearsal, the only people who really NEED to be on set are the actors and director.  Then during blocking all department heads come see what needs to be done to have the scene ready.  So while an outburst isn’t cool, this may have been justified, we just don’t know the details of the situation.  Either way, it’s always hilarious.  Especially, when remixed:

HANGOVER…the cure

ahhhhhh, all better.

Coolest Scene Ever

So, I’ve gotten really into the Wire recently.  I think its one of the best written shows I’ve ever seen, maybe even better than The Sopranos (although Mad Men is really close). So here’s a great example; it’s visual story telling, well paced, funny, and tells us all about the characters….and it only uses the word “fuck” (the best word ever).

screw CSI, they can’t detect shit.

Tears for Fears video REDUX

You might know it as the song you hear in Donnie Darko, but back in the 80’s there was this big band called Tears for Fears that was pretty cool, kinda cheesy but everything was then anyway. (By the way, NEVER EVER WATCH Richard Kelly’s other movie SOUTHLAND TALES, its the worst piece ever.)  Here’s the original video, then watch the redux;

Craigslist is Ridiculous.

So I was wasting time today and here’s some stuff i found ala craigslist.

I’m not a genius but Saturday Night Live might be wrong…

What’s wrong with this picture? and no, it’s not allowing a pregnant woman on tv…

HEAD TRAUMA and 10 things to do with it

find out how

shepshepard’s thai noodle soup recipe

So, now that I have returned from thailand I now have major noodle soup withdrawals. For those of you unfamiliar with noodle soup, its a delicious, spicy, basic, cheap dish available on street corners all over Thailand. Commonly eaten at breakfast, its a great hangover cure. Here’s my own little version.

AVN AWARDS LAST NIGHT- HILARIOUS

[writer's note: this is suitable for work, no links show nudity, just poor taste. but hey, its uppity, what do you expect.]

For those of you not lucky enough to have showtime, last night was the Adult Video Network Award show, or as we call it here at UppityBastard the whore awards. That’s right, the best of the best fake Breasts and enormous Peni (I think thats the plural) met in Las Vegas to mutually masturbate (off camera) and pretend they work in a legit industry. [I'm not saying porn isn't a legit industry, but having an award show for sex acts is like having the 2008 Janitor of the Year awards, except janitors don't have to use their mouths.] Only the porn industry could have such great categories as

BEST MILF SERIES [WINNER: MOMMA KNOWS BEST],

BEST ETHNIC THEMED RELEASE, LATIN [BIG LATIN WET BUTTS 5],

BEST FEM-DOM STRAP-ON RELEASE [BABES BALLIN BOYS 17],

and at the same time have awards for…

BEST ACTRESS [PENNY FLAME],

BEST ART DIRECTOR [THE CRAVING], and

BEST VIDEO EDITING [FASHIONISTAS SAFADO: BERLIN] .

…and only in Vegas can an acceptance speech include the words, “He made me cum so hard.” (Tori Lane, or some other porn star, I don’t really look at their faces.)

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE [yes, suitable for work]: