The Uppity Bastard

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SALAMI FLOOR!

slippery yet delicious

September 16, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | random shite | | No Comments Yet

Drunk guy has sex with parked car

Even I have never been drunk enough to attempt this.  Snow Cone machine maybe, automobile never. My preference would have been a European car anyway.  Maybe something like this:

September 16, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | random shite | , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

this is pretty good

Gangster-Rap Freestyle Battle, Translated

if you are so inclined, watch the original after the jump

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September 16, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | Music, great ideas, random shite | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment