The Uppity Bastard

I am the Uppity Bastard. I live in Hollywood and work as a Recording Engineer. I have really weird sleeping patterns, I spend a lot of time on the internet, I enjoy bourbon and loud music. My friends TurtleDog and ShepShepard share my strange sense of humor and contempt for the world. Here we plan on posting rants, social commentary, and various other weird shit we come across.

We encourage comments and submissions of strange emails/websites/ideas/pictures/videos.   We very strongly encourage donations, free food & clothing, and sexual favors.

Enjoy Your Stay.