this guy dates every hot woman in Hollywood, then starts covering himself in tattoos, now does something that is genuinely funny? I actually respect John mayer now.
This almost makes up for my college girlfriend playing his terrible music all the time. Wait, that might have been Jack Johnson…either way, whenever I hear his music I at first get an erection and then start crying.
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I am the Uppity Bastard. I live in Hollywood and work as a Recording Engineer. I have really weird sleeping patterns, I spend a lot of time on the internet, I enjoy bourbon and loud music. My friends TurtleDog and ShepShepard share my strange sense of humor and contempt for the world. Here we plan on posting rants, social commentary, and various other weird shit we come across.
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