The Uppity Bastard

doesn’t like your stance on his stance.

Top Ten Weirdest US Sex Laws

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

Really?…good thing I don’t live in Florida

July 8, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | news, random shite | , , | No Comments

Coolest Dog Ever

July 8, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | random shite | , , | No Comments

you can hear a dog bark at 15,000 feet

This guy is officially one of my heroes.  I’m going home to try this right now.  If you can think of a better way to get to Idaho I’m all ears.  I mean have you been to the airports lately, it’s like the 7th circle of hell.

Update - people who take things too seriously are stupid.  I encourage only people with a sense of humor to read this site, that should cut down on dumb comments we get.

July 5, 2008 Posted by turtledog | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

BEST BREASTS IN HOLLYWOOD - an analysis

So recently In Touch Weekly did their “Best Breasts of Hollywood list” and I would love to breakdown the list for everyone. (Judging breasts is a tough, arduous task; it is my privilege to serve you all.)

1. Jessica Simpson – there’s no doubt that ms. Simpson has been blessed with the mammaries of a goddess, luckily she was also blessed with the brain of a chickpea otherwise she would most likely have conquered the entire male race. (I like that picture too cause she looks retarded.)

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July 4, 2008 Posted by shepshepard | gossip, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments

havent posted shit lately

been busy. I hope these will make up for it:

July 2, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | great ideas, random shite | , , , | No Comments

Gas Prices are Officially Too High

June 30, 2008 Posted by turtledog | random shite | , , , , | No Comments

well done

June 23, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | news, random shite | , , | No Comments

NICE VIDEO

June 21, 2008 Posted by shepshepard | Music | , , | No Comments

For those hot Los Angeles afternoons…

…don’t forget your Anti-MonkeyButt powder.

thanks RYAN

Photobucket

June 20, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | great ideas, random shite | , , , , , | No Comments

Iraqi Gangster Kid

yeah buddy

June 19, 2008 Posted by uppitybastard | random shite | , , , , , | 1 Comment